Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why do cats love to work?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Which fly makes films?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do insects learn at school?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?