What kind of bee do teachers love?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why are winter days great?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
I like telling Dad jokes.