What do golfers drink on the green?
Iced tee.
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What is blue and not heavy?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
