What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
I'm not a bad putter.
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why are all priests fit?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Which singer could always break a five?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What's the holiest insect?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.