What did you learn in school today, son?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?