What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why are winter days great?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?