Why are bakers paid so much money?
They make the big dough.
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
How do billboards talk?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Which is the worst season?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
