What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What did summer say to spring?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What's the slowest 5k?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?