What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What birds always travel in twos?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why are books always so angry?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do they call pastors in Germany?