Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Billy the Squid.
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do you call hiking college students?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.