What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?