Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Who are Frosty's parents?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What is another name for a cow?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?