What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?