Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
All of the fans left.
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?