What song does the horizon sing every morning?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
How do bears keep cool?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?