How does a barber get to work?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?