What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Dancing!
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's the loudest sport?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do elves learn in school?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
