What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
A bullfrog.
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Where do horses reside?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?