Why did the Easter egg hide?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did the confused bee say?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?