What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
A bullfrog.
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What day is your mom always right?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What bird is losing its hair?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
