What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Where do ants go to eat?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What does Rudolph call his wife?