What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Mousse.
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
How do snowmen get information?
How do you make a bandstand?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you call an old snowman?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?