What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Mousse.
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why do cows wear bells?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
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