Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why do cows wear bells?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why is summer always sad?