What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Mousse.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
How long do chickens work?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?