What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
A bobcat.
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Which computer won the talent show?
How do you organize a space party?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What kind of bird can write?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why did the duck cross the road?
The museum curator needed a break.