What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
A bobcat.
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Where do books sleep?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What game do bats excel at?
