What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A fresh dye-job.
What is the tallest building in the world?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What kind of car do eggs drive?