What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A fresh dye-job.
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
