Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Where do stars go to college?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Which state has the best streets?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?