What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A fresh dye-job.
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What is the most adorable season?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What says: oom oom oom?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?