Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
He couldn't face defeet!
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
How did the toad die?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why is money so stubborn?
What animals make the best students?