Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
He couldn't face defeet!
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why did the barber win the race?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why are books always so angry?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
