What did autumn say to summer?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?