What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?