What bird is always sad?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?