What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A firequacker.
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?