What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Where do cows go for lunch?
I'm not a bad putter.
Bears love exotic cars.
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What did the confused bee say?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?