What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A firequacker.
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
How do bears keep cool?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?