What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A firequacker.
How do you measure a millennial?
What bee is good for your health?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What's the politest month?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
