Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?