What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Wii!
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why was the bee sad?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?