What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Wii!
How did groundhogs get their name?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Surprise!!!!
What did one plate say to the other?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
