Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What's a dog's favorite book?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
How do snowmen get information?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do cows say on NYE?