Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why do mice need oiling?
Where does water do all its banking?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?