What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?