What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Take me to your weeder.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why are books always so angry?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
How do fireflies start a race?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
