What part of a football field is never the same?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
How does a taco bless the table?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?