What color are all the books in the library?
Red.
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What siblings are always sad?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
How do you drive a man crazy?