What color are all the books in the library?
Red.
Why is furniture so generous?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What math figure is also in the band?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do cows like to dance to?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What is a cow's dream job?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
