What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Where does laundry go to college?