What color are all the books in the library?
Red.
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?