Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?