Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York!
Why did the frog have a long face?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
How do you make a bandstand?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
