Why was the pirate late for work?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why are all priests fit?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?