Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?