Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Out to pass-ture.
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why do kids love theater classes?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What was the first animal in space?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
