Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Out to pass-ture.
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why was the math book sad?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What does winter fat turn into?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why do bees gossip?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What vegetables make the best music?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?