Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
It was out of gas.
When do astronauts eat?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What bird is always sad?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
How are teens like cats?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
