What did the fisherman say to the magician?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?