What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why did electricity win the race?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What is the coolest country?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
