Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What is the coolest country?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Who won the race between two balls of string?