What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?