What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why did the fish blush?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?