What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What did the confused bee say?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?