What kind of bee do teachers love?
A spelling bee.
Where do termites go camping?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
