What does bread say when it gets too warm?
It sure is toast-y in here!
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why do cats love to work?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do cats wear to work?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?