What does bread say when it gets too warm?
It sure is toast-y in here!
Why do rhinos charge?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do you call a Zen egg?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you eat on July 5th?