What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What did autumn say to summer?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What event do spiders love to attend?