What does bread say when it gets too warm?
It sure is toast-y in here!
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
