What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
A miss-steak.
How do you make a cow float?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Where do chips wear socks?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What sound does a witch's car make?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why was the broom late for school?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Which animals make the most honest judges?