What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
A miss-steak.
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why did the cat start laughing?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?