What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
A miss-steak.
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Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why did the foal cough?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
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How do dog catchers get paid?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
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What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
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