What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
A miss-steak.
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
