What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
A miss-steak.
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What season begins with a thud?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?