What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
A miss-steak.
What bird is always sad?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?