What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Pop-corn.
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
