Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What tea do footballers drink?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What animal has the worst mood swings?