What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
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What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
