What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Marie Callender's®.
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
It's Crowded!
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What animal has more lives than a cat?