What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Which family member has tusks?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's E.T. short for?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Which bug is related to you?