What's a bear's favorite movie?
Pirates of the Care-bear-ean.
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Where do horses reside?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What's the opposite of irony?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Where do polar bears vote?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?