Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What nationality are most fish?