What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What animals make the best students?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do naked fish play with?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
How do you make a bandstand?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.