What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do cows like to dance to?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?