How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
It was a Life Saver.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
How does a barber get to work?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What math figure is also in the band?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What building always gets stains on it?
