What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What school subject really rocks?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why was the spider so smart?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?