What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
A Ford Siesta.
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
How does dinner smell?
What is the most faithful insect?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why can't you trust a pig?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Which family member has tusks?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What day is your mom always right?
What did the sickly elevator say?
