What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
A Ford Siesta.
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
When do cows get tired?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?