What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
A Ford Siesta.
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Where would you find an elephant?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?