What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
How do you make a bandstand?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
I'm not a bad putter.