Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Because his opponent had him by the tail.
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did the barber win the race?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
