Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Because his opponent had him by the tail.
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What's a henway?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What is the coolest country?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?