Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Because his opponent had him by the tail.
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What animal floats best?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?