Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Because his opponent had him by the tail.
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why was the math book sad?
How does dinner smell?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why do bees gossip?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?