Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Because his opponent had him by the tail.
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What did one firefly say to the other?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What part of a football field is never the same?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Where do stars go to college?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?