What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
The space bar.
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What school subject really rocks?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do frogs drink in the winter?