What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
The space bar.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do you call the dog magician?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What is another name for a cow?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why does Jesus drive so much?