Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
How do you get to Tooth Island?