What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
The space bar.
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
