Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What siblings are always sad?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Can February March?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do fairies always drink?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?