Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
Why are basketball courts always wet?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why was the math book sad?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do you call a flying police officer?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
When do cows get tired?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What is an archer's favorite store?