Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why was the dog overweight?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What is the smallest lion?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?