Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
