What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What's a henway?
What do fairies always drink?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?