What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What was the detective duck trying to do?