What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
How do you arrest a pig?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
How do you make a cow float?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Who won the race between two balls of string?