Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
He was the point guard.
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why do two skunks argue?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
