My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What's the richest basketball team?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?