Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
He was the point guard.
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why was the horse so happy?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?