How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Hiss and herss.
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Can February March?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What makes music in your hair?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What's a henway?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did the robot want for Christmas?