Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
They were identical Twix®.
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?