Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
They were identical Twix®.
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
How did the tree feel in spring?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Which animal is the most religious?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?