Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
They were identical Twix®.
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Where do books sleep?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
How do hurricanes see?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
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How do automobiles fly?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?