Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
They were identical Twix®.
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why was the horse so happy?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
