Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
The Rock.
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do bees chew?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?