Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
The Rock.
What color are all the books in the library?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why do mice need oiling?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What bird helps you stay dry?