What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Which animal is the most religious?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
How do you know bees have allergies?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why are grandkids so great?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?