Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
He earns from your mistakes.
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?