Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
He earns from your mistakes.
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why was the bunny upset?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What's the holiest insect?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
