Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
He earns from your mistakes.
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why did the duck cross the road?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What is a plane full of male cows called?