Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
He earns from your mistakes.
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do elves learn in school?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why do vampires always look sick?