How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you call an old snowman?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What is the most faithful insect?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why was the bee sad?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
