What did the beaver say to the tree?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?