Which insect always signs up for marching band?
A horn-et!
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What fish sings the best?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What's the politest month?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?