Which insect always signs up for marching band?
A horn-et!
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why do bees gossip?
When does a horse talk?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why is summer always sad?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
