Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why do two skunks argue?
What bird is losing its hair?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why was the cat so small?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?