Which insect always signs up for marching band?
A horn-et!
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What did the painter say to the wall?