Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What's E.T. short for?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why are ET's eyes so big?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
