Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
How do you make a cow float?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why do mice need oiling?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?