Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
The slowest runner!
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
