Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
The slowest runner!
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Which plant has the best roar?