Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Because it's always pouring!
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?