Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Because it's always pouring!
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why do some people love eating snails?