What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
How long do chickens work?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
How do hurricanes see?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?