What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?