Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Because it's always pouring!
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What is a cow's dream job?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?