What do you call bees that are best friends?
Two bees in a pod!
Where do termites go camping?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do naked fish play with?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
