What animal always goes to heaven?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why are bakers so good at math?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
How does a taco bless the table?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What is the smallest lion?
What do you call a peanut in space?