What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?