Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?