What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
How is cat food sold?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?