Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
To admire the paw-traits.
What is the loneliest cheese?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Where does water do all its banking?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?