Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
To admire the paw-traits.
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Where does Superman park his cars?
