Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
To admire the paw-traits.
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?