Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
To admire the paw-traits.
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do you call a dog in space?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What game do bats excel at?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?