Why are bankers so good at American politics?
It's a system of checks and balances!
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Where do German dogs sleep?