Why are bankers so good at American politics?
It's a system of checks and balances!
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why was the bud so shy?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
A book just fell on my head.
What fish only swims at night?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
When should you start writing a book?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?