Why are bankers so good at American politics?
It's a system of checks and balances!
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
How do fleas travel?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
