What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Which cats have the best manners?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?