Why are bankers so good at American politics?
It's a system of checks and balances!
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What insect runs away from everything?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What job did the corn on the cob get?