What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Which state is the cleanest?
What is the most attractive fruit?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Which animals make the best football players?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Where do cows go for lunch?