What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Christmas stockings.
Why was the bunny upset?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
