Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What bird is losing its hair?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How are teens like cats?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?