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Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What table can you never sit at?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Where does breakfast live?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
How does cardboard get its workout in?