What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Which family member has tusks?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
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Why do porcupines always win the game?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?