What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Old yeller.
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What is the smallest lion?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?