What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Old yeller.
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Bears love exotic cars.
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?