What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What school subject really rocks?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why did the student always get straight A's?