What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's the scariest letter?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?