What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?