What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
The horn section.
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
How long will dinner be?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
