Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?