Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
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What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What event do spiders love to attend?
