What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do nosey peppers do?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?