Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
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What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Who granted the fish a wish?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Which fly makes films?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?