What did the mother rope say to her child?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
How does the moon cut her hair?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What's good for both poker and theater?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
