Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What do you call a tired tree?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
How do you grill cheese?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?