Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Because he wasn't as busy as a bee.
Why do elephants have trunks?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?