Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Because he wasn't as busy as a bee.
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
How was the wedding?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?