Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Because he wasn't as busy as a bee.
What day is your mom always right?
How much money does a skunk have?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why is a computer so smart?
What sweet treat never panics?
What does the sun drink out of?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?